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Today, at 12:39 p.m, scientists announced that they have gathered enough evidence to conclude with utmost certainty that both software and computer crashes can cause aggression in the rare Red Land Squid. Studies show that the Red Land Squid reacts to these occurrences in two very distinct manners: pure violent anger and complete and total relinquished frustration. It is still uncertain, however, why these rare and beautiful creatures choose to spend their lifetime in technological scrutiny.

(Animation Crash Support Squid provided by Shell of Ineffabledesigns.com)